I. Am. Megatron.

sabastooge:

god damnit this is cute. dog adopts baby wolf. click through for article.

i want one.  someone, bring me a baby wolf!  they’re taking my balls in about a week and i need something to cuddle!

hai!  waer iz da pr0n?!?!

yeah, so what, i cuddle with men.  what of it?!

GPOYW.  I give high fives.

geez.  kind of embarassing but my mom snapped a pic one night when i slept in bed with her.  i mostly sleep on my own in my bed.  sometimes i still cuddle with her and john.  whatever, we’ve all done it.  i’m still a grown ass pup.

i think my sister is being the easter bunny for halloween?

i don’t know.  she’s too weird to try to get an answer out of.

despite the fact that every picture in existance of me chronicles my semi-pornographic nature, i’m actually a rather private dude.

proof?  do i look happy to have that camera stuck in my face?  ugh.  no.